Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Advance Apologies to Japan

Sorry about the impending radioactive fallout.
North Korea has threatened "indiscriminate" nuclear strikes on the US and South Korea as the two begin their largest ever military drills.

The exercises, Key Resolve and Foal Eagle, are an annual event and always generate tension.

The order for a "pre-emptive nuclear strike of justice" was made in a statement put out by Pyongyang.
Sooner or later, they're going to do something stupid and we're going to have to glassify those morons.

As far as any radiological effects to China and Russia, well, sucks to be them. They've been winking, nodding, and enabling North Korean craziness for decades.

North Korean paranoia is even more extreme than the "Jade Helm" imbeciles in Texas and elsewhere. Except that the NKs have nukes after a fashion and missiles to send them some distance.

The bitter truth of the matter, which is unpalatable to the lunatic running that pissant country, is that nobody really gives a shit about North Korea. If they kept to themselves, few would care what went on there. But engaging in massive counterfeiting and using their embassies for running drugs attracts unfavorable attention and sanctions.

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