Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Twenty-One Foot Rule


Yep, he didn't think that through.

4 comments:

mikey said...

So c'mon, Comrade, get on the board. Who's walking away? Is Raylan going to Florida to be a daddy and an old beer-guzzling rangemaster?

Or does Raylan go down in a hail of lead? That wouldn't be impossible in Elmore Leonard world.

And what about Boyd? He's the one dubbed 'most likely to wear it home', but he's also by far the best, most compelling character they have, and if they want to do a spinoff, they can't kill him - a prequel would be weak.

And then there's Ava. What does she want? What does she get? Can she navigate a world where her power is all under the radar? If she lives, she wins - unless she doesn't.

Avery's done. Ty's done. Art, Tim and Rachel are a tossup - they won't all come out the other side.

I'm kind of expecting Raylan and Ava to finish the series in a hole, and Boyd and Limehouse to keep Harlan County alive in another series (stay tuned!!!)...

mikey said...

Gah. I totally forgot Wynn and Katherine. Seems like they're going to need to live to be part of the spinoff, right?

Comrade Misfit said...

Given that everyone is six years older than they were at the beginning of filming, I don't see a prequel working out. "The Adventures of Dewey Crowe" might have been entertaining, but Boyd sort of fixed that one.

From this week's episode, it's possible that Rayland and Winona set up housekeeping in KY, not FL.

Wynn's a survivor. Ty's going to kill someone, other than those two hapless paramedics. Maybe Avery?

Murphy's Law said...

That one always cracks me up. Hee.