Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Jesus Needs Him a Gulfstream

At least, one of his preachers thinks he does.
Creflo Dollar is hoping a few folks will see fit to bless him.

The minister, known for being a prosperity preacher at his Atlanta-area World Changers Church International, is seeking "200,000 people committed to sow $300 or more (to) help achieve our goal to purchase the G650 airplane."
I'm not a Christian, but what little I've read of the life of Jesus would imply that he would have been horrified at the suggestion that one of his acolytes needed a top-dollar gold-plated chariot.

Also, CNN, hire somebody who can do research, will you? No bizjet can make it from NYC to LA in 2.5 hours.

9 comments:

Old NFO said...

Fools getting taken by a con man... again...

montag said...

Ol' Creflo is one Christo-Hustler that doesn't preach small.

dinthebeast said...

"He's got twenty million dollars in his heavenly bank account..."
-Frank Zappa

-Doug in Oakland

Snowdog said...

"Excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"
James T. Kirk

CenterPuke88 said...

Well Copeland got him, I meant his ministry, a Citation X, so Creflo needs a G650! Hey, Jesus would approve, after all, he rode into town when his followers walked.

Comrade Misfit said...

Snowdog, I didn't see ST:5. So I had to go look up the quote.

Wraith said...

He's even changed his surname in order to worship money instead of God. That's a big clue right there that this guy will be in no small amount of trouble on his Last Day.

Beware false preachers, people. By their fruits will you know them.

Comrade Misfit said...

I take the actions of those "preachers of wealth" as conclusive evidence that they truly believe in neither the Almighty nor Jesus.

Robert Fowler said...

This is what I thought of when I read this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMMBE6KRbI