Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

The Canadian Usurper and the Nigerians

Ted Cruz's donation begging site shared a security certificate with Nigerian scammers.

Let's see: Cruz makes his announcement at an evangelistic school founded on the pillars of homophobia and racism (with a later tinge of teletubby-hating) in front of students who were required to be there to hear him bloviate. At one point, he whined a little bit about being a student at a college a long way from home where he didn't know anybody-- something that everyone who goes to an out-of-state school experiences (and which I've never heard anyone else describe as a character-building event).

I was going to snark about the right-wing birthers who will line up to support a candidate who was truly born in another country and whose father wasn't an American citizen. At least The Donald is being true to his birther roots. But since Trump is mulling over his own candidacy, his attack was more rank opportunism than intellectual purity.

Speaking of voting for Ted Cruz:

5 comments:

LRod said...


The sets of "intellectual purity" and "Donald Trump" have no known union.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Ole Phat Stu said...

I thought you had to be born in the USA to be president? Am I wrong?

Comrade Misfit said...

Stu, "natural born", according to the Constitution. Which means that one is either born on American soil or is born in another nation to parents who are citizens. If only one parent is a citizen, than that parent had to have lived in the U.S. for at least five years and at least two years after turning 14.

Cruz was likely born with triple citizenship: His mother was an American, his father was Cuban and he was born on Canadian soil. So will the GOP nominate a naturally-born Commie? Stay tuned....

Glenn Kelley said...

Am I the only one that sees Joe McCarthy when Cruzs picture pops up .

Glenn

dinthebeast said...

Glenn:
Nope, Princess Sparkle Pony saw it as far back as '09...

-Doug in Oakland


http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2013/11/concepts-illustrated.html