Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Bibi's Fast 360

He went from flipping to being against Palestinian statehood a few days before the election to flipping back to being (nominally)in favor of it again, even denying that he ever was against it.

A lot of politicians can't be trusted, Netanyahu raises it to a high art.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't that be a 180?

CenterPuke88 said...

No, he's nominally been for the two state solution for his entire time in office. He spun a 180 on Monday, and whipped the other 180 Thursday. 180+180=360.