Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Shorter FBI: "We Must Spy on More Americans!"

That's the gist of an internal FBI review: They need to do more spying on us. Among of what the FBI is going to do is to take a leaf from the KGB's old manual and engage in "false-flag" operations.

They're supposed to go interview more people and not disclose that the interviewers are Feebies. So that polite guy conducting a survey on the phone or that Mormon going door-to-door could be an FBI agent.

If you're a law-abiding Muslim, a law-abiding prepper, or a teabagger, you may have something to fear from the FBI. For "violent extremeism" isn't necessarily tied to any one religion.
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FrankC said...

Will it be regarded as a crime if you lie to that phone caller or that Mormon if they don't declare themselves as FBI?

3/25/2015 7:15 PM

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