Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Coonfingering

I got to hold and dry-fire one of these: A Colt Anaconda!

Less expensive than a stainless-steel Python (thanks to The Walking Dead). More costly than a blued Python. And what a sweet trigger pull!

And waaay too rich for my blood.

3 comments:

mikey said...: I like all the suppressors that are showing up on TWD. I guess protecting your hearing is important in the Zompocalypse....; 3/25/2015 6:01 PM
Old NFO said...: You must have gotten one that had some trigger work done. Compared to the Python, their triggers were lousy!; 3/25/2015 6:33 PM
Capt.Craig said...: Dry fire is an oxymoron!; 3/27/2015 8:00 PM