Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Douchebags With Lasers

Some alleged scum-sucking weasel was arrested in New York City for allegedly pointing a high-powered green laser at airplanes.

Funny how the perp's lawyer is apparently going to try and put the blame on the guy's mother. That should play well in court.

Also kind of funny how the judge doesn't seem to think that the charged offenses are any big deal. I'll bet heavy money that if the perp had punched a cop, the bail would have been a hell of a lot higher. But shining a laser into the eyes of pilots of three aircraft, including a police helicopter, is no biggie.
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1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

I have a friend who has multiple high powered lasers, and he is getting really sick of these idiots.

-Doug in Oakland

3/12/2015 1:50 AM

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