Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Douchebags With Lasers

Some alleged scum-sucking weasel was arrested in New York City for allegedly pointing a high-powered green laser at airplanes.

Funny how the perp's lawyer is apparently going to try and put the blame on the guy's mother. That should play well in court.

Also kind of funny how the judge doesn't seem to think that the charged offenses are any big deal. I'll bet heavy money that if the perp had punched a cop, the bail would have been a hell of a lot higher. But shining a laser into the eyes of pilots of three aircraft, including a police helicopter, is no biggie.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

I have a friend who has multiple high powered lasers, and he is getting really sick of these idiots.

-Doug in Oakland