Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 9, 2015

Message Endorsed!

Scrap daylight savings time.


DST made some sense when electric power was mainly used to light homes with those little heaters that also gave of incandescent light. Those days are long gone. And yet, each year, we still futz around with changing the fucking clocks.

Daylight savings time has far outlived its usefulness. It's time to retire it.

2 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

Here in Yurp, we move the clocks fwd 1 hour on 29th March for CEST (Central European Sommer Time).

Big Sweetie said...

Personally, I think we should remain on DST 12 months per year. Heck, we're on it for 8 months now. Let's get rid of "Standard Time."