Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"John Wick didn't kill all those people because they broke his toaster." -MickAK

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Thoughts For the Day

Everybody who ever cast Katherine Heigl in a movie in a role, other than as "dead body", should be tied to stakes on top of floats during the next Rose Bowl Parade and flogged down the entire route of the parade.

Whoever came up with the idea for the TV show "Karaoke Battle USA" should be dropped into a vat of concentrated caustic soda.

5 comments:

D. said...

Ouch!

(Not guilty. Just empathetic.)

Nangleator said...

Heigl flaws are largely disguised when wielding a penis.

Improbable Joe said...

What are you talking about? Katherine Heigl can play "stripper #1" and "bikini girl #3" and "woman in lingerie"... anything without dialog. She's got much more range than just "dead body."

Comrade Misfit said...

"wielding" or "burdened by"?

Sarah said...

Just to be clear, it isn't Heigl doing the wielding, is it? I have no idea who that is. Bad acting is not attractive no matter the gender.

TV is more of a wasteland than ever. But from a cable show, "Breaking Bad", taught me Hydrofluoric acid is what you want. But not alive. Ick.