Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Don't Fall Behind On Your Citibank Credit Cards

They might have you killed if you do.
Posted by on or about 22:26
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2 comments:

BadTux said...

And the difference between Citibank and your friendly neighborhood Mafia loan shark is... what?

I happen to have a Citibank credit card. I think. I say "I think" because I paid it off when they suddenly jacked my interest rate from 12% to 28% for no reason and haven't used it in a long time, and they tend to cancel credit cards if you do that. But between Citi and Bank of America, I think we have an axis of evil right here at home.

- Badtux the Debtless Penguin

8/18/2011 12:39 AM
montag said...

I have a Shitticard that I use for one purpose and always pay in full when I do use it. One time I missed a due date and they jacked my rate up. Didn't bother me because I made sure to PIF every month. After about 6 months my rate settled back to where it was.

8/18/2011 1:50 PM

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