Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 26, 2011

C'mon Irene

If we're going to fucking do this thing, let's fucking do it.

(Depending on the availability of electricity and my ISP, don't be surprised if you don't hear from me for awhile after the storm finally hits.)

5 comments:

Nangleator said...: But this is America! The government won't let citizens down!; 8/26/2011 2:00 PM
Phil said...: Be safe my dear lady.; 8/26/2011 2:35 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...: You linked to a story in the Los Angeles Times? Interesting choice, or was that just the luck of the draw?; 8/26/2011 3:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Luck of the draw. Since the NYT is now using a "look at 101 articles a month and you'll hafta pay" scheme, I'm trying to cut down on my linkage to them.; 8/26/2011 5:44 PM
Eck! said...: tomorrow morning I have to fire up the genset.. if its working I will not need it then. ;]

Eck!; 8/26/2011 9:58 PM