Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Laptop

The new laptop is here, HP Probook 4510s. It came with XP-Pro and a disk for Windows 7 Pro. So, before I did anything, I just dropped in the Win-7 disk and let it rip.

One thing I have to get used to is that this is the first laptop I've ever had which has a full-size keyboard. I like having the separate number pad, but I am going to have to get used to not having my right hand at the edge of the keyboard on a laptop.

I also need to finish loading software and transferring files, but so far, it seems nice. And I need to figure out how to use the bloody camera...

2 comments:

One Fly said...

Is this a xmas present to yourself as well? Hope so.

Comrade Misfit said...

It was to me, but not from me.