Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Excuse Me, I Have to Go Throw Up, Now.

The Glock 1911.

Goddess, I hope that this is some sick fuck's idea of a joke.

3 comments:

Ruckus said...

He said he was sorry for the low quality, was it for the pictures or the weapon?

Cujo359 said...

That has to be the most incompetent web site for a consumer product company that I've visited in years.

I'd almost think it has to be a hoax. Love the satiny backdrop though. Just looks so classy. ;-)

jbrock said...

This has got to be a joke. 'Glock 1911' is an inherent contradiction in terms.

(Says the guy who lusts after a BHP.)