Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Really Lame-Ass Christmas Shopping

I really do hope that the readers of this blog are not buying packs of condoms or batteries at the convenience store early Christmas morning because they've run out of gift ideas.


deadstick said...

Well, there's always this:


SkinnyDennis said...
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Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, I can see why you deleted that one! :)

SkinnyDennis said...

Yeah, damn office xmas parties should be banned...hic!