Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

If You Want to Name Your Son After a Third-World Shithole of a City

Why not name the kid "Mogadishu" or "Djibouti"?

I am asking because "Aiden" is the most popular name for boys in this fucktard of a decade.


One Fly said...

never ever heard of it before this - I swear.

what a stupid ass name but that's just me.

Phil said...

Why not name your kid Washington, D.C.?

Nap Flyer said...

Washington is, for now, a First World shithole. But never fear, if the GOP has its way, we'll be a Third World nation soon enough.

Comrade Misfit said...

NF, I don't know about that. Given the amount of nukes we have, wouldn't we become a 2nd World nation, sort of like the former USSR?

montag said...

Comrade, just what does define 1st, 2nd or 3rd?

Comrade Misfit said...

Traditionally, the First World was the Western industrialized nations (the US, Canada, Japan, Oz, NZ and Western Europe); the Second World was the communist bloc and the Third World was everyone else.

Cujo359 said...

Second world, definitely. Right down to the fascination with authoritarianism and building weapons we can't afford and can't educate our children well enough to operate.