Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

You Cannot Make This Shit Up

MOSCOW (Reuters) - NATO Secretary-General Anders Fogh Rasmussen asked Russia on Wednesday to give the Western military alliance more help in Afghanistan but failed to get an immediate pledge of assistance from the Kremlin.
I suppose that "Вы курите крак?" (are you smoking crack) would seem to be the appropriate response.

"Please get involved again in Afghanistan" is a request to the Russians that would be about as attractive to Moscow as if the Chinese had asked us for help with their little border war with Vietnam in the late `70s and early `80s. Either that, or the sound that the Muscovites are hearing now is laughter emanating from the Kremlin.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Is Anders Fogh Rasmussen the long-lost brother of George W. Bush, ignorant of history and with hubris out the hoohah? Curious penguins have suspicions!

- Badtux the "Crack? Maybe LSD!" Penguin

montag said...

Is Anders middle name a family name or a condition report?

Cujo359 said...

I have no idea what NATO was thinking. I can't even imagine.