Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, December 13, 2009


This is a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother:

If you happen to live in the northern portions of the U.S., where winter brings snowy and icy weather and road conditions, and you cannot drive competently in any road conditions other than dry pavement:

When the road is snowy or icy, stay the fuck home!

(Either that, or move to Florida with all of the other idiots who cannot drive in bad weather and who could not figure out how to vote in `00.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother.

p.s.: If you are such a self-important jackass that, when the traffic on the Interstate is at a standstill and you then go driving down the breakdown lane because you can't be bothered to be delayed, two words of advice for you: Die soon.

That is all.


montag said...

I share your feelings completely.

Phil said...

Excellent advice, Blog Moth . . . er, Comrade.