Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

If You Want to Name Your Son After a Third-World Shithole of a City

Why not name the kid "Mogadishu" or "Djibouti"?

I am asking because "Aiden" is the most popular name for boys in this fucktard of a decade.

7 comments:

One Fly said...

never ever heard of it before this - I swear.

what a stupid ass name but that's just me.

Phil said...

Why not name your kid Washington, D.C.?

Nap Flyer said...

Washington is, for now, a First World shithole. But never fear, if the GOP has its way, we'll be a Third World nation soon enough.

Comrade Misfit said...

NF, I don't know about that. Given the amount of nukes we have, wouldn't we become a 2nd World nation, sort of like the former USSR?

montag said...

Comrade, just what does define 1st, 2nd or 3rd?

Comrade Misfit said...

Traditionally, the First World was the Western industrialized nations (the US, Canada, Japan, Oz, NZ and Western Europe); the Second World was the communist bloc and the Third World was everyone else.

Cujo359 said...

Second world, definitely. Right down to the fascination with authoritarianism and building weapons we can't afford and can't educate our children well enough to operate.