Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 29, 2009

While the Networks Were Blathering Out Stupid Shit

Such the dress code in the Oval Office or the removal of Gov. Blagojevich, it may be understandable that they overlooked the story that the suicide rate in the Army is the highest since the Army began keeping statistics 28 years ago.

CBS apparently came the closest, with stories on domestic violence in the military. With all due respect to the producers of NBC and ABC, that's a little more important than a crazy-ass governor in Illinois or President Obama not wearing a suit coat on the job.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Training? Excuse me, I fail to see how training programs can make much impact on servicemen's mental state when they're asked to serve under possible conditions & know when they return home they'll be abandoned to fend for themselves.

Comrade Misfit said...

Carol, training and even counseling will have no impact, for reasons I have addressed in a succeeding post.