Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 19, 2009

Blog Note

I will take down the Bush Countdown Clock tomorrow morning before the swearing in. If you have nothing else to do at Noon eastern time tomorrow, you should be watching our new president being sworn in. You should not be here, watching numbers tick away.
Posted by on or about 14:45

3 comments:

Distributorcap said...

you mean we shouldnt have a reminder about "great" the past 8 years have been from bush

1/19/2009 2:51 PM
Anonymous said...

Isn't it great, though, to see that clock with 0 hours!!

1/19/2009 5:21 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Seeing it at less than 18 hours until Weedle Georgie goes back to Texas is indeed pleasing.

1/19/2009 6:22 PM

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