Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Gift that Keeps On Giving

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sarah Palin has launched a new political action committee called SarahPac, signaling that the Alaska Governor intends to remain a player in national politics even after her failed bid to become the country’s first female vice president.
Call it a late holiday gift to bloggers. It's like setting up a row of huge watermelons and shooting at them with a rifle from 25 feet; missing is almost impossible and there will be a lot of fun in the process.

Palin is a toxic blend of ambition and ignorance. One would think that after the last eight years of Preznit Gump that the party of Hoover might have opted to try and encourage candidates who could at least construct a simple English sentence and handle a few softball questions without three weeks' worth of preparation, but sadly, no.

3 comments:

Mark said...

I don't know which I'm more tired of:
Hearing about this person, or seeing otherwise perfectly intelligent people falling for her brand of "charisma".

Anonymous said...

"A toxic blend of ambition and ignorance." Mommy, mommy, can I use that....Please Mommy, PUUulllllleeeezzzzeeee.....can I, can I???
Gug

Comrade Misfit said...

can I use that

Absolutely!!