Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Reach Your Hand Out to the Republicans...

...and you'll likely pull back a bloody stump. Which President Obama is finding out, slowly, as he attempts to negotiate with the party of Hoover on a stimulus package.

Doesn't stop him from trying, though. I wish him luck. But I believe that at the end of the day, the stimulus package is going to be enacted over the "no" votes of most of the members from the party of Hoover.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think he knows this and is making the overtures, including going to the Hill, so the D's can say later, "we tried but the R's are all about old politics. We are about governing." Andrew Sullivan has an interesting post today on this last point.