Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 16, 2009

100 Hours

One hundred hours. That is all that is left in the misbegotten reign of Still-President Bush.

100 hours until we can begin trying to recover our national sense of pride.

100 hours until we can revert to being a nation of laws, not of men.

100 hours until we can go back to being a nation governed not by expediency, but by a written Constitution.

100 hours until we have a president who has the ability to speak English fluently.

100 hours until we have a president who understands that the language spoken in the nation adjoining Texas is not "Mexican."

After eight years of incompetence and arrogance interwoven with stupidity, we have only one hundred hours left until this fool can be packed onto SAM 28000 and flown back to Texas. (It'd be more fitting of he had to ride in the back of a clapped-out C-130, but traditions must be observed.)

100 hours.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

It would be even more fitting if he had to rent a U-Haul truck and drive it back to Texas with Laura sitting shotgun.

Comrade Misfit said...

I like how you think.