Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Caturday

Bella. The Sun is giving her an intense case of "golden eyes."

Jake contemplates the parking lot. It is color, but almost entirely black and white.

And of course, Gracie the Queen Cat. Her 12th birthday is in about three months.

5 comments:

PhysioProf said...: Gracie is very dignified.; 1/17/2009 12:21 PM
lisahgolden said...: They are looking gorgeous as ever.; 1/17/2009 9:45 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Gracie is indeed dignified.; 1/18/2009 1:39 PM
Distributorcap said...: so the bosses get portraits; 1/19/2009 2:55 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: True. Gracie is more worthy of portraits than Soon-to-Be-Ex-Preznit Poopypantz.; 1/19/2009 2:59 PM