Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 23, 2008

What Bush Has Been Good At During His Presidency

From a private aviation e-mail list:

This is a listing of the accomplishments of George Bush's Administration:

They've been very good at trashing America's reputation around the world.
They have cut back civil liberties to an unprecedented degree.
They've subsumed unprecedented powers into the presidency.
They've made Halliburton, Exxon and Blackwater shareholders wealthy.
They've reduced taxes on the super-wealthy.
They have tanked the economy, created sub-prime loan crisis, set new record
crude oil, gasoline, diesel and jet fuel prices.
They're doing very good job of helping the airlines destroy themselves.
They've done a very good job of destroying morale amongst controllers and encouraging retirement in record numbers, without hiring replacements.
Excellent job of raising the FAA to new levels of ineptitude.
Excellent job of creating the most hated federal agency, the TSA.
Excellent job of destroying New Orleans through inept response.
Super job of destroying the value of the dollar.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

that's all they have "accomplished" --- i cant wait for his memoirs about his success

Don Brown said...

Bush & Co.have revived the Democratic party in the South. :)