Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Fiascoes

Ah, the day is full of fiascoes.

Texas officials have been forced to admit that half of the so-called "underage mothers" from the FDLS raid are not minors, one is 27. Another "mother" is neither a mother nor pregnant. A Texas appeals court has ruled that the whole raid was illegal. And now it seems that the phone call that was purportedly made by a child in the FLDS compound was a hoax perpetrated by a 33 year old woman with a history of such things. This whole affair is starting to look as bungled as the Waco raid against the Branch Davidians, only without the dead ATF agents and the torching of scores of people.

Petraeus wants another half of a Friedman Unit
before he can think about any troop reductions. Yeah, yeah, same old horseshit. "We can reduce troops soon." But "soon" never comes.

Congress can't even send the right copy of a bill to Bush's desk for his veto. That part of the job isn't rocket science, guys. That's a "Heckuvajob Brownie" level fuckup.

And finally, in a sartorially stunning move, Vice President Darth Cheney wore a cowboy hat when he spoke to the graduates of the Coast Guard Academy.

In case you are not aware of this, the Coast Guard Academy is in New London, Connecticut. Wearing a cowboy hat in New London is about as out of place as is having a conscience at a meeting of Bush's National Security Council.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Rove just got his subpeona!

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