Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Shedding Season

One of my cats likes to worm in under the covers when I am sleeping. When it's shedding season, it is a constant chore to clean the cat hair from the sheets.

So I brush them. Two of my cats regard being brushed and combed as a lower form of affection; they prefer being petted and scratched, but brushing will do.

But ah, George. When I approach him with a brush in my hand, to his eyes, I must look like Dick Cheney carrying a waterboard.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor kitty! The horror!

May shedding season be over soon. I feel like every bit of food I eat is seasoned with the effluvium of shedding season.

BadTux said...

What is this "shedding season"? Is it a season where one builds sheds? It certainly cannot have anything to do with cat hair, for my two babies shed copious amounts of hair all year 'round. It is amazing, I vacuum my apartment once a week, and, once a week, fill a vacuum cleaner bag with cat hair. If there were a shedding Olympics, my boys would certainly be in the top 10 in the shorthair category.

-- Badtux the Hairy Penguin
(but not *my* hair!)