Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 15, 2008

McCain: Every Child Will Receive a Free Pony!

Which is about the only thing that McBush didn't promise.

Among McCain's list of things he promises during his proposed presidency: War over. Low inflation. Energy independence. No terrorist attacks. Flat tax. Affordable health care.

But note that he made no promise to reduce deficit spending or to try and reduce the Federal debt.

McBush. McSame. Same old "run up the credit cards and stick our kids with the bill" economics.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Might as well get a pony to go with all the horse shit they've been shoveling at us for untold decades.

Danny said...

Its better than just saying.. "Change"...

Wait.. I'm sorry, its "change, I can believe in".. whatever change that is apparently