Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 30, 2008

Oh, the Humanity; Feline Edition, Pt. 2

He's still got the haircut, but at least Gracie has stopped yowling at him.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phew! I find the yowling of cats quite chilling to listen to.

Phil said...

Here I thought I had some great cat adventures......

Poor critter.

Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, George is doing fine. He is purring and he seems happy. Those mats have to make him uncomfortable.

And at least I don't have two cats with the same name.

Phil said...

Dang, I about choked trying to eat a sandwich!

Very good point.

Lol