Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Moron-in-Chief

Bush, once again, compares the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq to World War II.

They are the same in that "American soldiers are fighting in a foreign nation."

There are some differences:
  1. World War II was based on a massive mobilization of American industry.
  2. There was a draft that sucked up every eligible man.
  3. The US had over 10% of its population in uniform.
  4. Conservation of resources was the rule; there was mandatory rationing of some commodities and consumer products.
  5. Many other consumer products were simply unavailable for the duration.
  6. War bond drives were held to raise money.
  7. Very high taxes were imposed on high earners (over 90%).
  8. All of the president's children were in the war.
Yep, other than those picayune differences, the wars are the same, if you happen to have the same addled perspective as Der Monkey Fuhrer. As Scott McClellan pointed out, Bush is so dumb that he believes his own lies. so I can see where he might think the wars are the same.

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