Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 22, 2023

We Interrupt Your Evening for Some Truly Tasteless Stuff











5 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Too good.

Vixen Strangely said...

The sea is haunted lately. I wrote my poetic elegy, but actually, given the hubris, I am also down with the snark.

Stewart Dean said...

An all new Darwin Award class: billionaires and CEOs can win doing something truly pointless, stupid and expensive that takes a few days (start to finish) to win them the award.
Note also that this was a cut-rate budget uncertified deep-dive submersible: suchabargain.

Richard said...

Yep, those are tasteless. I do feel sorry for the boy. I think if he had his choice, he would not have been there.

dinthebeast said...

Christopher Titus wondered whether they passed any homeless people on their way to board the sub.

-Doug in Sugar Pine