Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

If You Buy the TOFF's Latest Line of Bullshit, You Are Certifiably Dumber Than You Look

Lashing out after his arraignment on federal charges last week, Donald Trump took aim at President Joe Biden and Democrats with language that seemed to evoke another era: He was being persecuted, he said, by “Marxists” and “communists.”

That's pretty rich, coming from a tired old felonious loser who kept a book of Hitler's speeches by his bed and who thinks Hitler did good things.

If you know someone who is parrotting Cadet Bone Spurs's latest line of attack, and if they are someone that you care about, please keep in mind that they are the sort of person who can drown in the rain and govern yourself accordingly.


w3ski said...

That's Old News now. The latest excuse is that The Orange Troll was "too busy" to go thru the boxes for his personal crap. Nope, too busy playing golf, and having poor me rallies to separate out his dirty socks. No explaining why his stuff was in with Classified stuff, to begin with. And I can only imagine the look the Judge will give this miscreant for this latest Bull. What a Maroon.

JustMusing said...

When did he ever sort his laundry? Never, but the the laundered cash from his businesses, you bet.