Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Get Back to Me When Charges Are Filed

Federal prosecutors formally informed Donald Trump’s lawyers last week that the former president is a target of the criminal investigation examining his retention of national security materials at his Mar-a-Lago resort and obstruction of justice, according to two people briefed on the matter.

Color me "skeptical" that this is going to happen.

But if he is indicted, odds should be given as to whether or not he skips out for Riyahd or Moscow.


Stewart Dean said...

A GoFundMe first-class one-way ticket to just about anywhere (Antarctica, Tierra Del Fuego, ULtima Thule, but in a pinch, Siberia would do) campaign would be a start. And there's no end of high-class candidates to fill the rest of the plane: The Freedumb Caucus, Harlan Crow and his good buddy Clarence, Kavanaugh, Alito....the mind reels at the possibilities....two planes, no three! Or maybe a entire wing of C-17s with the loadmasters pushing them out the tail with parachutes. Geronimo!
So much better than sending hapless migrants to Sacramento.
The departure location could have a Statue of Justice with something like this on the base: We send you our bigoted, our intolerant, our screaming masses of Moms for Liberty...

Think of how we could then breathe free.

Ten Bears said...

I'm thinking repurposed oil-tanker, Stewart, round them up, strip them of everything from car keys to credit cards and march them naked down Fifth Avenue to an awaiting re-purposed oil-tanker exiling them to whatever third world shithole country will have them

CenterPuke88 said...

Pyongyang seems more likely, strangely enough.

Eck! said...

Give them panties, we don't wanna see their stuff.
As they are marched to the boat.

I can wait, I'd prefer not to wait long.
Generally I want for them what would happen to me in
if I did what they are trying to get away with.


Stewart Dean said...

And today, Dear Leader, you have won the prize...or at least the indictment. The TOFF can join Martha Stewart and Leona Helmsley and everyone else that thought that wealth and power = a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

If you want to get a betting pool up, here is another entry:

Iran would get him in Riyadh. Can't see him being Vladdy's bitch.

Comrade Misfit said...

One day turnaround from blog post to indictment of the Grumpy Trumpy Felon.