Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Laying These Down, Here

This and other regularly-scheduled features may be suspended due to an overlap of the Venn circles for "coffee" and "laptop".


Borepatch said...

Tofu is pretty good if you fry it in sesame seed oil. It needs a bit of a crust for texture.

Comrade Misfit said...

Even better if one then tips the contents of the frying pan into the garbage.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I can turn you on to tofu version of this, but you aren't going to find it in many grocery stores.

Chuan (Chinese: 串, Dungan: Чўан, Pinyin: chuàn, "kebab"; Uighur: كاۋاپ, кавап, "kawap"), especially in the north-east of China referred to as chuan'r (Chinese: 串儿), are small pieces of meat roasted on skewers.[1] Chuan originated in the Xinjiang region of China.[2] It has been spread throughout the rest of the country, most notably in Beijing, Tianjin, Jinan and Jilin, where it is a popular street food. It is a product of the Chinese Islamic cuisine of the Uyghur people and other Chinese Muslims.[3]

If it is a protein, then there will be a culture than makes it taste good. The lamb of those days had to be pretty rank.

0_0 said...

Even after all this time, fuck RealPlayer.
And pop-under windows.

Ten Bears said...

Bagpipes ...