Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Superman vs. the Republicans

Are you upset because Superman's motto has been changed and/or because his son is bisexual?

Here are a few helpful hints:
  1. Remember, it's a fucking comic book.  It's not a depiction of real people.
  2. You don't have to buy the fucking thing.  Nobody is holding a Tokarev to your head and making you buy, let alone read it.
  3. If the comic book upsets you, get a life.  Go for a hike. Find a job.  Volunteer.  Or seek professional help.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

But it is real life.
I was maybe ten when, in the way of little brothers, I poked around in my 4 years older brother's stuff and found a beefcake magazine. I knew from heterosexuality but on that day I learned that the dice don't always roll that way. My eyes went wide, but I kept my mouth shut and put everything back. Maybe ten years later, he made a big deal of coming out to me....I looked at him quizzically and lovingly, said, But I've always known.
Fast forward to my adult life, I had a stepchild who came out gay and then trans...and I gave support as best I could. What's important is love.
1 Corinthians 13

Glenn Kelley said...

What Stewart said.

Dark Avenger said...

“I teach you The Superman. The Batman you must learn for yourself.”

Freddie Nietzsche.