Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 11, 2021

When Did They Start Making Slipcovers for People?

Kim Kardashian's monologue on SNL last week, she was dressed in what appeared to be a full-body slipcover:

She was, by far, not the worst host they've ever had. Especially when you consider that the Kardashian gig is little more than being famous for no gorram good reason.


Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

That monocolor suit just begs for some Photoshoppery / GIMPery to be done...

w3ski said...

I miss the days when talent made someone famous. Or at least doing something in the public, like a generous Mayor.
Just seeing any of the Kardashians makes me ill.
Weren't they the aliens on an SF channel show?

Eck! said...

There is ugly and then horror.

Talent, or the lack of, can't be photoshopped.