Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Twenty Years On

Fuck it. Go read what I wrote in 2010 and 2011 and 2017. Or this, which wasn't posted on an anniversary.

But I really expected we'd still be stuck in Afghanistan when this anniversary rolled around.

You may remember this:

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1 comment:

Frank Wilhoit said...

The only thing you need to know about the past twenty years (or the past eighty, or the past 104, etc.) is that every mention of any foreign entity is an allegory for some domestic faction. Place that alongside Michael Ledeen's comment about "picking up some crappy little country and throwing it against the wall", and you will find that they fit like the two halves of a torn banknote in a magic trick.

9/11/2021 5:50 PM

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