Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Prove the Charges and Then Throw the Book at Them!

Fifteen people were charged Tuesday in what the Manhattan District Attorney's office called a fake vaccine card conspiracy.

Among those charged is a woman who allegedly sold 250 fake cards on Instagram, believed to be among the first alleged seller of phony vaccine cards charged in the country.

Officials say 31-year-old Jasmine Clifford sold the forged cards over social media and worked with 27-year-old Nadayza Barkley to fraudulently enter at least 10 people into the New York State Immunization Information System database.

Thirteen people who purchased the cards -- all of whom are believed to work in frontline and essential-employee settings, including hospitals and nursing homes - were also charged.

Here's hoping that, if the charges are proved, that they all get hit with the maximum.

Another idiot, who faked her way into Hawaii with a forged vaccination card, is facing a year in jail. The story lists other idiots who were caught on entry.


MarkS said...

My first thought on receiving my card was "anyone could just scan and print these things". Even something simple like a hologram sticker would have been a bit of a deterrent.

B said...

While I am not a fan of vaccination, I agree with you Ms Misfit.

w3ski said...

"A year in jail", ok. Is that in Hawaii or in the perps home state? And, they surely are going to wish they were vaccinated when they move to the Graybar hotel.
Maybe when they catch it, they can get some wormer in their jail.

CenterPuke88 said...

Hummmmmm. Step One - Vaccinate them, using J&J vaccine (one shot, fastest way to result). Step Two - Advertise said action Step Three - Set up a shitload of honeypot fake vaccine card offers, and make it very public Step Four - Arrest anyone who shows up to collect their fake vaccine card (or signs for it) and immediately vaccinate them. Step Five - Publicize that Rinse, Repeat.

Dark Avenger said...

If viruses and other microorganisms could talk, they’d be against vaccination as well.