Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 3, 2021

Helpful Hint for Criminals on Conditional Release; Insurrectionist Ed.

Whatever the judge tells you to do or not do, follow those conditions. Lest you wind up back in jail.

A Capitol rioter caught watching conspiracy videos in his garage not even a month after a judge let him go home must return to jail, the court ruled Thursday.

“I ordered these conditions because of the role that internet conspiracies played in his conduct — conduct that is alleged to be violent and serious,” U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly said of Douglas Austin Jensen this morning during a hearing in Washington.
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Jensen will be held at a jail in Iowa.

In other MAGA terrorist news, the QAnon Shaman is pleading out to a felony.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...: Laugh. Out. Loud; 9/03/2021 5:52 PM
w3ski said...: I have no sympathy for any of the rioters, but just how did the cops catch him watching subversive stuff in his garage?
w3ski; 9/04/2021 10:49 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Unannounced visit?; 9/04/2021 10:57 AM
dan gerene said...: How did he get caught watching TV? Open garage doors, big TV and neighbors who aren't too friendly to him for many reasons.; 9/05/2021 5:22 AM