Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 27, 2018

Talkie Report: The Happytime Murders

The critics are right.

The Happytime Murders is an awful movie. It might not make it to basic cable, as it's rated R for language and puppet sex.

You're not going to lose any enrichment in your life by missing it.

The only good thing that I can say is that, compared to Mission Impossible- Fallout, The Happytime Murders is an hour shorter.

But kudos to the puppet protagonist for his choice of heater. (S&W Model 66)

4 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: You had waved me off... til you got to the revolver. I'll hit the matinee this weekend; 8/27/2018 9:24 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Unless you can get in for under five bucks, it’s not worth it. And even then, it’s iffy.; 8/27/2018 10:26 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Cheaper to watch a few YouTube video reviews of the 66. Get more action for less money.; 8/28/2018 7:58 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: The gun doesn’t make enough of an appearance to warrant the cost of the ticket.

IMO.; 8/28/2018 8:26 PM