Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

The Whine of the World's Oldest Toddler

"Google is soooo unfffaaaaiiirrr to meeee."

Most people stop yelling "noooo faaaaiiiirrrr" when they turn nine or so.

But not Trump.
Trump suggested that not only was there a tendency for tech companies to suppress right-wing voices, but that Google “rigged” its search results to only show negative reporting about him. The president said that the search giant and others were “hiding information and news that is good,” and that this was a “very serious situation” that “will be addressed.”
It should be clear, by now, to even the most casual non-Trumpanzee observer that any result that Trump doesn't like is "unfair".

He must have been an awful person to play board game with: "You rolled eleven and bought Boardwalk! I wanted that! Unfaaaiiirrrr."

What a fucking pathetic and pitiful excuse for a man.

It also shows Trump's wannabee dictator impulses. Any criticism of him is unfair. All political foes should be locked up and jailed. If Trump had his way, we'd all have to have portraits of Commandante Bone Spurs in our homes.

7 comments:

B said...

Google is anything but unbiased...

Having said that, that sort of "unfairness" is part and parcel of the load one shoulders when one takes the Oath of Office.

Yes, he's childish. Still was the best choice of what we were offered.

I still think that we need "None of the Above" as a choice on every ballot for every office.

Dark Avenger said...

Tell us again what laws Hillary broke, or how many contractors she stiffed, B.

CenterPuke88 said...

Ok, B., you’ve stated an unsubstantiated opinion, now would you please explain the data/facts you have to support it?

Comrade Misfit said...

My memory is that it was the Reagan Administration that scrapped "the Fairness Doctrine". So conservatives complaining about any form of media being "unfair" is a delicious irony to savor.

So if we had "none of the above", does that mean Obama would have gotten a third term?

B said...

Nope, but it does mean we would have had other candidates to choose from. Which might have been a good thing for all of us.

B P said...

There are whinier toddlers out there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2R2btO4MEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
...but they don't get to do this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_federal_judges_appointed_by_Donald_Trump
...while their political opponents are reading their tweets.

It's not like he can tell us much about Google's political stance that James Damore didn't already reveal. Also, alleging bias in a hidden system of that complexity? Hard showing, that.

Have some humor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKf0k482PZQ

Dark Avenger said...

Have some real humor, Brad:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ridiculously-implausible-things-alt-right-afraid-of/