Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Chain Migration

President Donald Trump's parents-in-law have become US citizens in a private ceremony.

Viktor and Amalija Knavs, Melania Trump's Slovenian-born parents, took the oath of citizenship in New York on Thursday, their lawyer confirmed.

He said the pair had been living in the US on green cards sponsored by Mrs Trump.
Because chain migration is OK when they're Trump's family? When they're white folk?

There's still some question as to how Trump finagled an "Einstein visa" for Melania, as a non-super model hardly met the criteria for an EB-1 visa.

But the rules were bendable when a member of the oligarchy wanted to sneak in his then-mistress.

1 comment:

Harry Hamid said...

The whole concept of "chain migration" is pretty much a myth, so the President opened a weird fake news can of worms that has, well, turned on him ("The worm has turned" is a phrase, right?).

Especially when you're dealing with the countries from which we get immigrants (Mexico, the Philippines, India, etc), it takes nearly three decades to become a citizen when you have a child or aunt apply for you. It's based on entry date. When I was taking immigration law in 1999, the entry date to become a citizen if you were sponsored by a relative from Mexico was 1972.

This means that if you come here and give birth, the child wouldn't be able to apply for you to become a citizen until they turned 18, and then it would take an additional 27 years to get your citizenship.

Trump doesn't even understand what he's mad about and, as you point out here, he is a hypocrite to boot.