Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 22, 2018

Heh. Heh. Heh.

http://www.trumphotels.org

Where the walls are made of the finest chain-link fencing.

And you may not be fed for a few days.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Hoping this was a note on the suggestion to the EU to simply retaliate to Donnie’s tariffs by prohibiting any EU associated person or group from staying at, doing business with, or paying any Trump business. Also, green lighting the wind farm off Donnie’s golf course. They figure that’ll piss off the Desperate Cheeto more than anything else.

Anonymous said...

So walls DO work to corral border jumpers.....

CenterPuke88 said...

Mexicans are fine mountain climbers, not so good chain link climbers, according to Donnie.

Deadstick said...

Yeah, every ballpark has chain link...and it has a gate, too.

montag said...

The high end cages will have gold plated fencing ?