Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, September 8, 2017

Heh.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Eight hundred thousand people with dreams will be deported by one person with delusions, sources confirmed on Tuesday.

According to reports, U.S. residents who have obtained advanced degrees, served in the military, and saved people from Hurricane Harvey will be kicked out of the country by a man who believes that his microwave is spying on him.

8 comments:

B said...

Pretty much all hyperbole there

Thomas Ten Bears said...

You would know.

Comrade Misfit said...

No, B. It's called "humor".

bmq215 said...

B, this is the Borowitz report. Heard of it? It's known for being only slightly more reliable than Breitbart. That the subtitle begins with "Satire" and is followed by the phrase "not the news" should tip you off.

CenterPuke88 said...

It'd be easier for some to understand if you said it's as reliable as Fox News.

B said...

Yep, I got took.

Was reading it on my phone. Missed that "Satire" part.

Easier to spot on the laptop.

My bad.

The sad part is that I have heard some folks screaming exactly that. So I bought it.



3383 said...

Have y'all clicked on the link to the DuffelBlog?
I don't see comments anymore, but they used to be pure gold.

Comrade Misfit said...

I do try to label the posts.