Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
Beer was safe to drink....water wasn't. Same same wine.
Srsly.
To follow up on B's correct statement, in the US during the 19th Century, beer was often the preferred breakfast beverage. Half the world went to work with a buzz on.
Crankily (maybe because I don't drink beer for breakfast),
The New York Crank
B, I know. As the article pointed out, the ethanol in beer and wine had some disinfecting properties.
Wasn't it W.C. Fields who said: "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in water."
I drink therefore I am ...
I remember reading about this theory of civilization in an Anne Rice novel 20+ years ago. The thought fascinated me but I couldn't find any corroborating studies, it was pre-internet. It seems like a good bet given human nature that it's true.
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