Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

An Ad That's Ripe for Re-Using in 2016

All they have to change is the card and the voiceover at the very end.

7 comments:

Doug T. said...: This is a brilliant ad. There is another one about above ground nuclear testing. A girl with an ice cream cone.

"We must either love each other or die."; 5/17/2016 6:47 PM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: Aw, I don't think Hillary is really gonna First Strike the Soviets.; 5/17/2016 10:13 PM
Doug T. said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 5/18/2016 12:40 PM
Doug T. said...: The link didn't work. Let me try again. This is the ice cream girl. Watch how the narrator juxtaposes radioactivity and wholesome vitamins.

http://youtube/U-VzZQGWOqA; 5/18/2016 12:44 PM
Doug T. said...: Let's try this again.

http://youtu.be/U-VzZQGWOqA; 5/18/2016 12:45 PM
The New York Crank said...: Do you realize that today, this adorable little girl is about 58 years old?

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank; 5/18/2016 10:08 PM
sglover said...: You know there's another story about the 1964 election that's relevant. A guy who gave this terrific quote in an interview round about 1966-68: "I was told that voting for Goldwater would have us in a war. I did, and we were."

My believing Dem friends (most of whom backed Sanders in the primary here) tell me that we still have to vote for HRC, because of the Supreme Court. I understand that, but I think that Clinton is certain to get us into yet another deeply idiotic war. The woman has shown she's a menace, on multiple occasions. Another war is worse than even putrifying shithead zombie Scalia (with whom Clinton could probably reach an "understanding" anyway). So that argument doesn't persuade me.

The Dems could nominate an onion, and my state would vote for him/her/it. Since Sanders isn't likely to get the nomination, it'll be the Greens for me, or maybe a Sanders write-in.; 5/18/2016 11:17 PM