Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

One Down, One Not

Ted Cruz hoisted the white flag. The #NeverTrump campaign has slipped beneath the waves, leaving only the wreckage of a national party.

Bernie beat Hillary in Indiana.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I kinda would have liked to see Cruz get nominated and then crushed in the general, just as a fuck you to all of those "we lost because our candidate wasn't conservative enough" yahoos who are so annoying every four years. Not that they would learn anything from it, just for amusement.

-Doug in Oakland

Gerald Parks said...

Doug ...I hear you!

However ...how sweet is it gonna be when the GOP/Republican front runner, birther in Chief, overt racist, misogynist, rich frat boy/bully get his ass handed to him in the general election in a landslide by a woman ... a Clinton at that!

A LOSER in the USA and the international stage in the popular and the electoral vote!

His picture will be in the definition of LOSER!