Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Making a Bet on the Election?

As I understand the current odds, the bookies in London are giving 1.33 to 1 odds on Clinton and 3 to 1 odds on Trump. The numbers bounce around on each, but those would seem to be the averages.

Kasich, who is dropping out now, was a 100 to 1 shot.

2 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

So it's looking like it's going to be a Trump vs. Hillary match-up in November and one of those two taking control of the country in January.

Anybody else wanna pitch in with me and buy a Caribbean island and we can just go live there for the next four years?

Paul W said...

I got .50 on the GOP Senate going ahead with the Garland nomination to SCOTUS in early August when it's clear Hillary is up 54 to 39 over Trump.